Military Dick Review

Score 76 /100
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What's included

- Latin American soldier sex
- Exclusive content
- HD
- Mobile compatible

First impression

Military Dick is a barracks filled with Latin American guys having hardcore, bareback sex. Since it began in 2022, it’s attracted a membership passionate about youth and sexiness, military uniforms and well-made gay porn. The downer is that it’s still fairly new and small, but it comes with a few extras from the Say Uncle network. For more, you have to pay for an upgrade, but a quick look at the guys on the tour pages whets your appetite for more guys in military greens, and more Latin cock.

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EPOCH, SEGPAY

What Do We Think of Military Dick

Don’t expect any long, rambling stories in the content at Military Dick, you're in for hard and fast, straight-to-the-porn style movies at this hot site. Okay, so a scene might start with a recruit jerking off under his blanket at night, but it will soon develop into a duo or a threesome scene without much being said. The story is all in the action, but you don't come to a site like this for the story. You come for the guys, and although there are only 40 or so movies, there are plenty of smooth, hung and spunky Latino boys to get off with. The membership also includes a few extra videos from Say Uncle, and you can upgrade to grab more bonus channels for an extra fee.

Clearly, there is a theme at Military Dick and it’s… well, it’s military dick. Latino, South American recruits, youthful, smooth, hung, sometimes completely shaved, and always fit, have ended up at a training camp where they and their superiors appear to be completely sex starved. That’s not going to last for long, though, and they set off into a range of horny sexual stories where everyone’s a cum-shot winner. There’s plenty of uniform on show, even during the porn, and the settings are reasonably believable. The action is mainly duo, with two 18 + teen boys or and older/younger scenario, but there are some threesomes and group scenes too. Updates are not always regular, but they are happening, and overall, the quality is good with clear images and HD filming.

The 40 movies are exclusive and are there for you to download or stream. The top resolution these days is at 4K HD (3,840 x 2,160), and there is also a version at 1,920 x 1,080 HD. In fact, there are six versions per scene to take in Mp4 format, and these include mobile options, because the site is mobile compatible. There are five versions to use for streaming, though the streams don't run in 4K, and are only up to 1080p. Each movie runs for a decent length of time, around 17 to 25 minutes, and you can change the size of the streaming screen, jump through the action, and read details and descriptions.

Movies come with sets of images in case you’re a collector, and you will find around 10 to 25 decently sized images at 1,620 x 1,080 px. Previously, the site had screencaps too, but they have gone. Instead, you can save the digital shots one at a time, or take them in a zip file. Also previously, the site came with more extras than it does now. These days, you have about 50 bonus videos from Say Uncle, but for more, you will have to spend a little more and take the upgrade.

Moving about the members’ area is not a problem, though you will end up in the network with much of it being logged off. My advice is to open Military Dick and its content in a separate window, so there’s less chance of getting lost. You'll find the usual helpful navigation tools, ways to rearrange the content, and there are linked tags too, so you can filter. However, your results may also include content you have to pay more to access, which can be disappointing, but you will be able to find everything Military Dick (and the few bonus videos) has on offer. Members can dim the screen and go to ‘theatre mode’, and all these navigation and viewing features are also available on the smartphone version of the site.

The membership includes access to two other Say Uncle site: Say Uncle Labs, and Say Uncle Extras. If you do opt for an upgrade, the network comprises over 60 sites with more than 3,000 exclusive videos between them. Say Uncle has kind of taken over the world of gay older/younger, taboo and twink porn, and has done it with style. Your extra content is fine, and gives extra value to the membership, but a full upgrade is well worth considering.

Final Thoughts on Military Dick

You’ll only get a limited look at what’s on offer from the tour pages at Military Dick, but enlist, and you'll fall in with a set of the cutest Argentinian boys you could hope to meet. They are drilled and then ass-drilled by their sergeants and by each other in a small, but growing collection of HD exclusives, now at 4K. Smooth, young, hung, horny, and in and out of uniforms, the Latino lads don't disappoint, and neither do the porn and the few extras you garner with the membership.

Who Competes with Military Dick

If you’re particularly interested in the Latino side of Military Dick, you might like to join Say Uncle’s other Latin site, Latin Leche. You’ll certainly get more content as the site had over 245 videos a year ago, and was still updating. Older movies are kind of ‘older man on the prowl’ style videos, but newer ones are slicker. The guys, though, remain just as sexy.

Or, you could, of course, just go straight to Say Uncle. This network contains plenty of sites with many playing on the older/younger gay mentor, or daddy and stepson taboo theme. You can expect over 3,000 movies, with updates, and 4K HD filming, plus a few bonuses. There’s not a great deal of difference in the membership price, though it is more expensive than the single-site membership at Military Dick.

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