My Throbbing Pussy Review

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“Hi, I'm Bobbie Foxxx. I am so happy that you found my web site. My site is completely designed by me! Since I solely maintain my site, I update about twice a week. It is completely 100% amateur. I started my site in January 2007, and it is sure to grow. :) I enjoy sharing my creative pics and videos with you. When you become a member, you will get all my nude pics, videos, personal appearance updates, weekly journal entries about my life, strip club etiquette, and all my personal erotic stories. You also get my personal email address. So talk to me, I would love to hear from you.”

First impression

Let me start by telling you the story of my struggle, mein Kampf, if you will. I was doing missionary work in the desolate jungles of South America, trying my darnedest to convert savages to Christianity, when my helicopter crashed in the thick brush, instantly killing my crew as well as totally harshing my buzz. I survived the crash with minor abrasions but would surely die in a matter of hours with no food, clean water or strawberry-scented shampoo on my person and packs of roving hellhounds on my trail. Luckily, I had my laptop with me and was somehow able to get a Wi-Fi signal (who knew there were so many hotspots in the South American jungles?!), but my personal computer only had enough juice in it to power a visit to a single website. Since I didn’t feel like creating a Yahoo! email account with which to send out a message pleading for help, I decided to use my last moments on earth to visit My Throbbing Pussy, the personal porn site of Bobbie Foxxx, which is all about her “hot wet throbbing pussy.” Foxxx was born in Hutchinson, KS, where she grew up a little farm girl with “a slight freaky side.” Now that she’s a thirty-two-year-old married stripper, her “slight freaky side” is on full display on My Throbbing Pussy. Shockingly, Foxxx enjoys showing off her naked body, masturbating and fucking her husband, three activities that are documented on her site. Well, with a name like My Throbbing Pussy, I thought to myself, it’s got to be good… Right? I was about to find out…the hard way...

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What Do We Think of My Throbbing Pussy

With all the strength I could muster, I entered the members area of My Throbbing Pussy and found a cache of information about Bobbie Foxxx as well as links to videos, photos, Bobbie’s journal, which is updated regularly by Bobbie herself, strip club etiquette and erotic stories, some of which were written by Bobbie while others were written by her members. I found the navigation on My Throbbing Pussy to be quite easy to use, which was good as I was running out of time and lubrication. I decided to make a beeline for the photo galleries while I could still get it up.

I encountered thirty-six exclusive photosets on My Throbbing Pussy. I noted that the photos looked good, seemed to be average-resolution (576x768) and could be viewed one at a time or in a slideshow; full photosets could also be downloaded in convenient ZIP files. The number of photos in each set varied considerably; some sets had around fifty photos in ‘em while others only had ten or fifteen. I could hear the hellhounds baying in the distance… clearly, they could smell my blood… Consequently, I didn’t have time to dawdle in the photo section, so I made my way over to the videos.

I found thirty exclusive videos on My Throbbing Pussy. The videos were available for download in the WMV format and, puzzlingly, as ZIP files. The videos were fifty-five seconds to thirty-three minutes in length and had titles like “Sit on Ur [sic] Face,” “Fuck My Tits” and “How to Suck Dick.” The quality of the videos was not too high with only 320x240 and 364 kbps, and they clearly weren’t professionally shot like the photos on the site seemed to be. I could see the hellhounds lurking in the shadows, their long sweaty tongues waggling in anticipation…

I was rapidly losing consciousness. I briefly considered sending an instant message to Bobbie Foxxx for help, but I decided to die like a man instead. I prepared to meet my god in Valhalla. The hellhounds drew closer, driven into a ravenous frenzy by my final labored breaths, which they greedily sucked down…

Final Thoughts on My Throbbing Pussy

I don’t need to tell you that I survived my ordeal in the jungles of South America; I mean, I’m writing this review of My Throbbing Pussy, aren’t I? Obviously, I survived, stupid. I won’t bore you with the details of my miraculous escape; instead, I’ll sum up my experience at My Throbbing Pussy. Overall, I thought My Throbbing Pussy was an average site. Like with most personal amateur sites, I’ll advise the reader to check out the tour for My Throbbing Pussy and see for yourself if Bobbie Foxxx, which is possibly a phony name, turns your crank before joining this site. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some heathens to convert…

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