Vintage Cuties Review

Score 74.0 /100
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I just opened the page to Vintage Cuties and I’m enjoying the site already. Retro looking framed images and promises greet you with the first tour page, such as, the folks at Vintage Cuties are a few collectors of vintage XXX & erotica. For years they have been looking for retro erotic and pornographic pics and movies in Europe and USA, and they are now proud to offer the largest collection of vintage erotica and pornography. They pledge there are no fakes or pics/vids shot nowadays and made to look old. They say the member’s area consists of, thousands of vintage porn photos all grouped into categories sorted by eras, by black & white, by color photography and other sections with a fair amount of MPEG movies, up to 30 minutes and vintage erotic stories. The time of this site runs from 1850 to 1980.

First impression

If first impressions can give a hundred stars, then that’s what I’d do for this site. Maybe I’m hungry for the good ol’ days or something, but the tour pages of this site have really struck a chord with me and I’m looking forward to the journey back in titillating time. A lot of images and text introduce you to the niche these people want to express from this site, and I for one, am all eyes to step back in sexual space and see how horny the women of yester-year could be.

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What Do We Think of Vintage Cuties

Get ready to step back into a website of nostalgic nookie with Vintage Cuties. The membership area opens up to a list of the latest picture updates and some quick news. This is where they state that their members will receive 2 new photo packs every day and a new movie every 4 days, so that is enough to keep you looking forward to this past-times future. They also state that membership will get you full access into an award winning pay-site, Hairy Pussy Cuties, featuring hot teens with hairy pussies as a bonus. There are 14 stories included with Vintage Cuties that are long and packed full of horniness and hot scenarios, definitely worth the reading if you enjoy mental stimulation as well.

The look and build of this site definitely supports the projected topic. The black and white photos framed by a thick border really stand out and they just look like snapshots that you maybe had kept hidden in the bottom of your panty drawer so no one would ever see them, but you just couldn’t bring yourself to throw them away. One of the most refreshing parts of this site is the natural look to these naked women, so far in the images I’ve checked out, there was no fancy trimming or shaving of pubic hair, which is a rare occasion in most porn sites nowadays, and the breasts that are exposed and played with are the real thing, most of these images were captured in pre-silicone days.

Going into the pictures area I found that they took great care in the categorization of these images, you have the choices of; 1850-1920 (659 images), 1920-1940 (2,507 images), 1940-1950 (7,393 images), 1950-1970 (7,329 images), 1970-1980 (5,218 images, 1980-1990 (270 images), and stars of the 40’s-70’s (1,349 images). As you can see this site is loaded with pictures, and my curiosity has taken over so find myself pushing my mouse towards the 1850-1920 gallery, after all, that is what this site is all about, right?

There are two sub categories in this section, “Erotica,” and “Hard-core”, of course you know which part I want into first... hard-core! Open up this area and you are given an even more detailed break down of the fornicating fun they experienced before we were even thought of. I can’t help but look at these pictures and think, “Ya know, some of these people could be relatives!” So far I have been surprised by something that shouldn’t have shocked me, but the fact that there are a lot of images of lesbian action threw me a curve ball, I guess I just didn’t think about women pleasuring other women being a part of the past-time perversions. And we’re talking right down to the strap on dildo here folks! These pictures are wonderful and in this reviewer's opinion, they are hotter than what you see in a website that was put up a week ago of recent time. Mostly because you know they aren’t posed, air-brushed, touched up and made to look erotic, this is the natural act of how sex hungry people were in the 19th century, and their acts are real, not just put together for the sake of making a dollar.

When you look at these pictures you can almost smell the mustiness that must exist, that hint of mildew that discloses the fact that they are as aged as the act of sex itself. The look of the film makes you feel as though if you could touch them, you would feel the frailty of the paper, how the smallest of crease would make it crumble in your hand. The thumbs aren’t huge by any means, and even though the lighting doesn’t have the newfangled devices of making everything as bright as sunlight, you have no problem seeing what the images hold, and you’ll want to go in for a closer look with an enlargement. The thumbs measure at 100x133 pixels, but you must do the enlargements, not for the sake of expecting something huge because you won’t get that, even blown up they come in at 344x500, which as you know isn’t a magnificent size, but I’m sure they were probably doing the best job they could to keep from any distorting taking place, which they did a wonderful job of that.

You can see all the small black little flecks that you’ve probable noticed on old pictures found in your family photo album, taken before film and technique made them nearly flawless. The history of sex is found on this site folks, and for this reviewer, I find Vintage Cuties to be the most interesting and most erotic site I’ve reviewed to date, it’s real here, nothing fake, nothing changed to make the site a huge hit, it will do that all on its own. The research must have been time consuming, but the niche they’ve created is one that I definitely recommend you subscribe to. You’ll find most everything in hard-core images that you’ll find on a site of 2006, you have the oral, the penetration, etc. but just the reality of knowing this is the real pornographic deal makes it that much more arousing.

Ted Turner Classic Movies has nothing over on this website! These movies are awesome! I plan on spending extra time here today even after I’ve finished the review if that tells you anything. I am just so impressed I don’t know where to start. These films are indeed OLD, there is no doubt about it but they are just as hot if not hotter than anything you could watch from recent updates to any other porn site. The flick I picked started out with a man and woman romping around in a meadow type setting, of course it’s in black and white but there is no doubt how furry her bush is or how hard his prick is. They touch, she plays hard to get, he rubs her down, she jacks him off and it just goes from there. Apparently the man she was sharing the blades of grass on bare ass was married or involved because another woman enters the film and she is not happy at what she finds. This starts a cat fight between the two females which results in them tearing off each other’s clothing and playing a bit with each other before they bring him back to the ground and together they all find a great “piece” on earth!

There was not any bit rate information for this video to be found, but it ran 8:11 minutes in length, the video size was 320x240 and it was an MPEG audio and video decoder. You can also view these movies through QuickTime, all 81 of them. In the intro section the way it was worded, it’s as if they were down-playing the movies, in the way they described them as not having many, but to me the amount of 81 is a nice number, considering the fact that you can’t just usher models into the studio once a week to put together a movie, these are from past-time perverts, so again, I’m impressed.

Final Thoughts on Vintage Cuties

Well, I just can’t say enough good things about Vintage Cuties, I am blown away by the content they have been able to not only lay their hands on, but present to you through this website. The content amount is awesome in my opinion, thousands of images and the 81 movies will take you back in time to a place where this had to have been so taboo, and yet it was done by the rebels with hard-ons and wet mounds. I guess when it comes right down to it, no matter what century, sex is the one staple in life that will always continue. I really enjoyed the dainty way some of these ladies barely touch their tongue to that hard meat, as if it’s going to jump out and bite them on the nose, the hesitancy is just part of the charm in my opinion. If you are a nostalgia buff when it comes to erotic content, then this site is an absolute must for your repertoire.

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